What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
15.06.2025 20:05
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
What! how could you do that?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
What do you mean son?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
True - how I loved my mum!
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
Which Bibles can one read and be confident they are reading the inerrant word of God?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Do you know what she said mum?